Top 10 things that tell you you own a Great Dane (Goliath in this pic is only 4 months old)
You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television
you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
you have given up on water dishes and you just use the tub
you've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
the pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk
you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are
you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog
and finally...
10. You own a dog capable of pulling someone out of a port a potty.
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